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"I award this
Resilient Barnstar to Wjhonson for his ability to cool down when attacked. When falsely accused and outnumbered, this User continues to fight for the truth on Wikipedia." Awarded, on my user:talk page 01:57, 10 February 2006 by
User:Levine2112 (see user:talk history)
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The Working Man's Barnstar |
| I, Xoloz, award Wjhonson this Working Man's Barnstar for his exceptional and creative problem-solving abilities (sometimes used in defense of cats!) Xoloz 15:59, 18 August 2006 (UTC) |
My edit count using http://tools.wikimedia.de/~river/cgi-bin/count_edits as of Mar 9, 2007
Username Wjhonson
Total edits 8584 (Eight Thousand)
Distinct pages edited 1439
First edit Nov 11, 2003
Articles 6174 (Six Thousand)
Talk 789
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[edit] Some things about me
- I reserve the right to parody any person I choose.
- Although I have acted in nine gay films (and one bisexual one), and was a male prostitute for men until 2003 and ran a massage service catering to gay men until 2004, I'm not gay. Yes I'm not gay. I just happen to be that one man who can have sex with men and not be gay. It's true. What are you looking at?
- I am a gay escort and masseur who specializes in seducing and then exposing evangelists.
- I am a tenured professor of religion at a private university with four Ph.D. degrees. My middle name is Rumpelstiltskin and I was the first white child born on the Moon.
- I am a professional Genealogist, Historian and Biographer. That's my occupation. That means I deal in logic and statements of fact all day, every day with cited sources; I don't deal in your myths and legends — I have patience but it's not infinite. I am an Expert Editor on matters of Local History, Biography and Genealogy.
- I own my own company that collects previously published materials on Local History, Biography, Religion and Genealogy — some of which I post to various wiki articles.
- Mathematician, and Logician, that means I've very particular about the *shape* of your arguments, not the *shape* of your feelings about them.
- Universalist, I attend no church service but see also Unitarian Universalism.
- Historian of Religious Movements, all of them, yes all of them. If you disagree with me, you will probably be attacked by swarms of locusts, or pointy-shaped word arguments until you implode. This is your fair warning.
- In a long-term, relationship; I know you're amazed, now close your mouth.
- Witty to sarcastic and further into acerbic and vicious if you antagonize me, so ... don't.
- Able to argue a snail out-of-its-shell, always have been, not likely to change.
- Can be your most loyal friend as long as you respect that I'm right and you're not always right; Ok you might have been more right that one time.
- See that was humour of the slightly biting variety. If you get it you get it, if you don't, I'm sorry that you don't, but I can't explain it, I've already wasted enough time on you.
- I try to be npov, sometimes I fail, and you can inform me when I do — children tattle — don't be a child. Here's a hint, children run screaming to mommy every time someone pulls their hair. Adults figure out other ways to deal with it. You're an adult. Act accordingly.
- Civility is not about whether I've hurt your feelings or stepped on the toes of your favorite religion or god-man, I call it like I see it, if its garbage I say so.
- Notability is not "I can find it in Google" nor is it I can't. Historical figures of note are quite often not in Google because no one has *yet* taken the time to write something googleable. Google is highly skewed toward recent events, please note that. Wikipedia at one million articles can certainly handle one more on a person you personally have never heard of and can't google. So take a pill.
- Original research is not the same as research. If you can't comprehend that, you don't belong here.
- Quoting sources is a perfectly legitimate, biographical tool and does not constitute copyright infringement. Maybe you should go back to Copyright 101 and pay attention.
- I live in California, on the beach because I found if I lived anywhere more *tense* I would probably end up in prison at some point.
- If your religion says your god-man did a miracle, that's what it says, it doesn't make it a fact. The proper way to express this npov would be "He is said to have done x" as opposed to "He did x". Class dismissed.
- I have started my first project Wikipedia:WikiProject_Wikipedians_for_local_history
- Something about WP:RS here
- I claim priority on coining the term "wikinclusion" (including an article in wikipedia). And also the term "wikiceptable" (acceptable to wikipedia) Wikipedia_talk:Verifiability#Verifiabity_vs._Citability See here.
