User:Aditya Kabir

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[edit] About me

“	Pornography is a by-product of religious repression.The whole credit goes to the priests. Pornography has nothing to do with pornographers...In a primitive, natural state, man is not pornographic. When human beings are naked and nude and man knows the woman's body and woman knows the man's body, you cannot sell Playboy...	”
—Sex Matters, Osho, St. Martin's Press, 2002

Never ever underestimate a missing monkey. They helped Charles Darwin to find your ancestor. If they didn't, you would have been identified as a descendant of trolls by now. They helped medical researchers to come up with viagra, the most wonderful recreational drug ever. Cheers! They also asked Osama bin Laden to shut up, which he promptly did. They rule the wonderful country of Abkhazia. If you don't know where that is, don't worry, check out the glorious nation of Kazakhstan. Besides, they have a full articles on the glorious project of Uncyclopedia - The Missing Monkey - complete with sugar, spice and everything nice, as well as links to other monkeys. And, they know where to look for the Cabal.

Missing monkeys are also friends with all those strange Wikidemons - Wackos, Angry Mastodons, Headless Chickens, Wet Trouts, Bots, Tolls, Gnomes, Faeries, Doppelgangers, Vandals, Gremlins, Tans, Mascots, Tigers, Fanatics, Dicks and Sock Puppets.

Besides, they are very adept at defending all forms of Chinese martial arts - Eagle Claw (鷹爪派), Butterfly Sword (蝴蝶雙刀), Jeet Kune Do (截拳道), Lau Gar (劉家), Five Animals (五形), Silk reeling (纏絲功) or any form of Monkey Kung Fu (isn't that obvious?). They keep fit to fight, and are free of all WikiDiseases - Academic Standards Disease, Wikinoia, Wikistress, Redlinkphobia, Link madness, Substub disease or Edit counting.

Places where the missing monkey was last seen

• According to greenhorns: Wikipedia:Wikipedia in nine words • Image copyrights made easy • Editing policies made super-easy
• According to the seasoned: Wikipedia culture • Wikipedia history • Wikia Main Page • Mediawiki Main Page
• According to the nerds: WikiStats • Special:Statistics • Wikipedia:Statistics

Choose a system of finding the missing monkey

• If the monkey was a user: Aditya Kabir (talk · contribs · logs · block user · block log)
• If the monkey was a most wanted article: User:Aditya Kabir (edit|talk|history|links|watch|logs)
• If the monkey was a userpage: Aditya Kabir (talk • contribs • count • logs • page moves • block log • email)
• If the monkey was a missing article: (wp gwp g | eb 1911 co en gct sw) (wp gwp g | eb 1911 co en gct sw)
• If the monkey was a travel destination: User:Aditya Kabir travel guide from Wikitravel
• If the monkey was a victim of those silly friends' networks: The subject's profile on Hi5
• If the monkey was a silly goof: The monkey's troubles with image uploading
• If the mokey was just a redlink: Redlink

[edit] I got good things to say about the Wikipedia

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Google is Power, you know, as opposed to Knowledge is Power or Information is Power.

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WP101 [edit] Be aware of the nice people If you are new here (like I was when the Wikipediasaur was about to evolve into Wikipediatheriam) you probably would like to check the starters' guides. Do that before the Welcoming Committee get to you, or someone tries adopt you. Surely you don't need that kindness campaign. When you have gone through that WP101 stuff, you can go on to the next level. If you still feel more reading is necessary, either go to the serious stuff or the complete crap. You may also contemplate the man who started it all - Jimmy Wales (also known as User:Jimbo Wales). Or, may be it is his close associate Larry Sanger (also known as User:Larry Sanger) you would prefer to know about. Well, I am sure you have written your first article long before you've gone through this blitz of crap, and got it passed through the drawing board without anyone biting you. Congratulations. And, please, be careful with that user page. For a newbie you must be 1200 times smarter than I am. How did manage to come this far into my labyrinthine userpage? WOW!!! May be, you're the right person to check out the Essjay controversy. Now, would you?

Main article: User:Aditya Kabir/Biography

See also: User:Aditya Kabir/My contributions

This wonderful project of Wikimedia Foundation, hosted by Wikia and running on MediaWiki softwares, is truly the greatest of all Wikis and a crowning glory of Web 2.0. But, it doesn't come easy. There are discrepancies, conflicting philosophies, contradictory evidence, confusing precedence, sneaky vandalism and... you get the point. It is interesting to find, though, the admins at odds. Few things are easily agreed upon, fewer things are unanimously agreed upon.

Well, eventually everything works out some time or other. It is nice to see democracy working and in good condition (know also, Wikipedia is not a democracy, as we understand it, no way). Yes, it doesn't necessarily has to degenerate into an oligarchy or total anarchy, it grows healthier by the years. I wish I could make myself more useful to this gargantuan project, and a more humongous concept. Lovely.

The policy pages are still too labyrinthine for me, but practice and help from others are taking me through my steps fine. The image copyright policies are a particular area of pain. I do not belive in good articles that do not have an image. But, I guess, it will take me 28 lifetimes to learn all the nuances.

A featured article? An administratorship? More barnstars? May be some day. When I have more time, patience and whatever else is necessary.

Further information: Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense

		The Barnstar of High Culture
		For Aditya Kabir, because of hard work on Banglapedia and work on the articles on Bengali culture in general.Bakaman 22:38, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

		The Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar
		Thanks for assuming good faith in me.I will not forget your kind words.Nadirali نادرالی

[edit] Supertools

The Community Portal

For useful resources on Bangladesh, see User:Aditya Kabir/Resources

• Writing in Bangla script: 01 • 02 • 03 • Bangla Wikipedia Yahoo Group
• Wikipedia: 100 most viewed • Hit counts • Wikitraffic • Wikistatus • Revision counter • Article contribution counter • Move log
• Core policies: Wikipedia:List of policies • WP:NPOV • WP:VERIFY • WP:NOTE • WP:CITE • WP:CIVIL • Copyrights
• Super projects: Article Creation and Improvement Drive • Good Article Collaboration of the week • Wikipedia:WikiProject Integration • Wikipedia:WikiProject League of Copyeditors • Wikipedia:WikiProject Wikipedians against censorship • Wikipedia:Cleanup Taskforce (sigh, there's no league of WikiFairies)
• Deletion process: Article • Image • Category • (Merge/Move)
• Wikipedia:Mailing lists
• WikiIRC: #wikipedia (most visited), #wikipedia-en (for the English Wikipedia), #wikipedia-bootcamp (for new Wikipedians), #wikiproject (for project coordination)
• Growing Wikimedia: WikiTrophies • the largest encyclopedia
• User:The Transhumanist (OMG, this user is a goldmine of tools, check out his userspace)

[edit] My Intrests

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Main articles: Polymath and Uncyclopedia

The areas that really interest me are mostly about Bangladesh, particularly History, Geography, Dhaka City, the War of Liberation, and the minority population).

I also have an interest in the areas of Religion in Bangladesh (especially Christianity), Spirituality, and Pornography.

I'd also like to declare myself as an self appointed guardian angel of Category:Education in Bangladesh. Now that I have started WikiProject History of Bangladesh, I am really hoping for something good to come out.

TODO: Work on Category:Bangladesh geography stubs, Religious persecution, Architecture of Bengal and Education in Bangladesh; collect and upload free or permitted images of Bangladeshi showbiz personlaities and the Liberation War; add Bangla script to Tripuri people articles (before that, get my machine to show indic text, long overdue); add annotation to The Art of War

Note: Never forget Portal:Education or Wikipedia:WikiProject Education; learn more about the Community

[edit] A task list

Here are some tasks you can do:

• Wikify: Mor-Taxan, General Placido Vega y Daza, Timothy Morss, Backlog...
• Cleanup: Special:Whatlinkshere/Category:Cleanup from July 2005, Albany Movement, Special:Search/Cleanup from July 2005, Backlog...
• Stubs: Roy A. Tucker, Santa Cruz de Tenerife (province), Gaafu Dhaalu Atoll, Spectral class, Sportscaster, Krško, More...
• Verify: Hipster (1990s subculture), Banu (Arabic), IMBEWU, Al Sharpton, Excitatism, Suzlon Energy, Backlog...
• Update: List of United States House committees, Non-Manufacturing Business Activity Index, Armenian Power, SIDPERS, AmBX, More...
• Neutrality: Iraqi Security Forces, Kristin Nelson, Adam Beattie, Bobby Bland, Martha Chávez, Jewish Bolshevism, VKB, Backlog...
• Copyedit: Kandahar, Pearse Jordan, History of Baku, Aziz Abdul Naji, Chocolate City Records, Teachings of Falun Gong, More...
• Merge: Steady state theory, Faculty of Forestry and Geomatics of Université Laval, Univision.com, Military of Iraq, Pi, Backlog...
• Style: Sarkar (film), Sting and Lex Luger, Newsbreak Magazine, Production logo, Peer exchange, More...
• Expand: Sri Padmanabhaswamy temple, The Curse of Yig (short story), Erotica, Harivamsa, More...
• Requests: Lam ploen, Amenable set, Literature by region, Top-coded, Nattura, Bidding function, Transient evidence More...
• Mediation Cabal: Robert Gray, Joie de Vivre, anarchy battlefield, Almeda University, Global warming, More...
• Cleanup backlogs - Review recent overhauls - Active fixup projects - Maintenance projects - Maintenance COTW: be merged

WikiProject Countering systemic bias open tasks This project creates and improves neglected articles.

Review and Improve: Medical Assistant, Hoda Barakat Requests: Pau Faner Coll, Hyung-Soon Cha Expand: National Gallery of Thailand, Semelaic languages, Decolonization of Africa, Mnong language, Dravya, Karolina Světlá, Dorothy Dehner, Karen languages, Baram River, Cavalla River, Bakhoy River, Denkyira, Kuwait University, Herero genocide, Arab Socialist Union, Bambous Update: Ivorian Civil War, Cotonou, Banjul, Darfur conflict, Stay at home dad, Ituri Conflict other tasks | edit

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