I prefer to explain myself with userboxes
bash-1 |
This user is a beginning Bash scripter. |
your/ you’re |
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, you’re in need of help. |
their / there / they're |
This user knows that there, their, and they're are not the same word. |
. The |
This user does not put two spaces after a full stop. |
A, B, and
A and B |
This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing. |
its & it's |
This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you. |
’s |
Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. [sic] |
ə |
This user is a Grammar nazi and wears a schwa sticker as proof. |
Mix |
This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently. |
AIM-Able |
This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not use it. Ever. |
IntS-4 |
Tihs tweedler uses über Internet slang that will pwn you. |
du-1 |
This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration. |
ubx-5 |
This user uses entirely too many userboxes. |
dlph-2 |
Eeeeeik ooiuu kkkk'kk squeek ack oook. |
sar-4 |
This user is a near-native speaker of sarcasm. |
G
talk |
This user's Google Talk screenname is atomicthumbs. |
Web Soon |
This user has a website that can be found on the web soon. |
digg |
This user is a contributor to Digg. |
G |
This user uses Google as a primary search engine. |
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This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. |
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This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
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EL |
This user's internet service provider is EarthLink.
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XP |
This user uses Windows XP. |
C:\>_
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This user uses DOS. |
Sol |
This user contributes using Solaris |
Ub |
This user contributes using Ubuntu. |
kub |
This user contributes using Kubuntu. |
Be |
This user contributes using BeOS |
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This user contributes using a PDA. |
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This user contributes using a laptop. |
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This user contributes using a PC. |
intel inside |
This user still uses a computer based on the Intel Pentium III microprocessor.. |
intel inside |
This user contributes with a computer based on the Intel 80486 microprocessor.. |
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This user allows their neighbors to use their wireless internet connection. |
>56k |
This user contributes using a broadband connection. |
<56k |
This poor user contributes using a dial-up connection slower than 56k. |
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This user prefers eating pizza with (extra cheese, garlic, pesto and jalepeños). |
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This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry. |
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This user likes a little bit of food with their red pepper. |
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This user would rather drink tea than coffee. |
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This user thinks Sudoku is too hard. |
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You just lost the Game. |
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This user is so freaked out about Nintendo, it looks like this (except its a guy).
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N |
This user is a loyal fan of Nintendo hardware and software, and as one, prefers Nintendo consoles over non-Nintendo consoles. |
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This user plays the Pokémon RPGs and other related video games. |
SC3K
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This user enjoys playing SimCity 3000 or SimCity 3000 Unlimited.
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MMORPG |
This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. |
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This user collects computer CPUs. |
XD |
This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it. |
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This user enjoys reading almost anything. |
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This user enjoys reading humorous literature. |
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This user is a frood who really knows where their towel is. |
S |
This user fights for truth, justice and the American way! |
8-Bit |
"I like Swords!"
"Welcome to Corneria." |
B&G |
"Hey Mega Man. Wanna go do something stupid?" |
Chaplin |
This user thinks that Charles Chaplin is the greatest actor of all time. |
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This user took the red pill, not the blue pill. |
NET
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This user listens to radio over the Internet.
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This user has a Police radio. |
NTSC
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This user's television receives NTSC/NTSC-variant transmissions, or lives in a region where they are broadcast.
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This user loves to watch America's Stupidest Idiots on AFV. |
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This user has been assimilated by the Borg.
Resistance is futile. |
news |
The only reality show this user watches is the news. |
78 |
This user listens to 78 RPM records. |
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This user does not like iPods. |
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This user has a keen interest in physics. |
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This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace. |
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This user prefers cold weather. |
Name |
This user's name is Devin. |
teen |
This user is a teenager, not a stereotype. |

3 |
This user has set foot in 3 countries of the world. |
Parent home |
This user lives in the parental home, and does not intend to leave. |
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This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday. |
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This user is a reformed vandal.
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This user prefers making userboxes to arguing with other editors. |
No ads |
This User is against commercials in Wikipedia. |
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This alleged user can be said to maintain a policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people. |
Flexible |
This user deals with edits, deletion, and creation of pages individually instead of unilaterally and encourages others to do so. |
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This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia. |
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This user spends WAY too much time on Wikipedia and really needs to get off the computer...after one more edit. |
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This user needs just one more userbox on their page! |
{user more/nolink}}
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This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes. |
Userboxes Rock! |
This user is a userbox! |
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This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha! |
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This user recently discovered how to use userboxes. |
ubx-c |
This user thinks that userboxes have gotten out of control. |
ubx-5 |
This user uses entirely too many userboxes. |
Too many userboxes |
This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!! |
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