User:Batchelor

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I'm a bit of a fan of userboxes, so thats all thats on my page (and links)

The little things that make life pleasant (or unpleasant) en This user is a native speaker of English. pig Isthay useryay ancay eakspay Igpay Atinlay. BS This user can speak Bullshit. en-gb This user can speak British English. ubx-n This user communicates exclusively via userboxes. du-4 This user is able to contribute with a near-native level of dumbass. de-3 Dieser Benutzer hat sehr gute Deutschkenntnisse. es-3 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel avanzado de español. la-1 Hic usor simplice latinitate contribuere potest. gd-1 Tha inbhe bhunasach de Ghàidhlig aig an neach-cleachdaidh seo. dlph Eeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek. LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalisation. fgn-0 This user doesn't speak any dialect of foreign, and will talk to foreigners in English believing they will understand if one is just loud enough. 1337-0 This user has no idea what the hell 1337 is and/or prefers to contribute using proper words.

[edit] Sites which I think deserve some merit and should be on here - please feel free to add your own, but sensible ones which you wouldn't be ashamed to show your mother!

1 - Wikipedia - For obvious reasons!

2 - Fish Tycoon, best game on the internet at the mo

3 - Play deal or no deal on the internet (highly addictive)

4 - Samantha's Story!

5 - The Gilbert and Sullivan Archive

6 - Pythonline - the one and only "I'm not the messiah!"

7 - Who you should really vote for!}

8 - Google news - For all your news needs in the blink of an eye

9 - Rob's Lists

10 - The Brick Testament

11 - Zug - Humourous take on life

12 - How sad, some people actually have to do this for a job. Toni.

13 - Answers to your burning and plain wierd questions

14 - For the best equipment money can buy

15 - Citizens required. Does what it says on the tin.

16 - Best British entertainment portal - BBC

17 - Best radio show ever - ISIHAC

18 - For the really odd people out there... The defective Yeti

19 - Neighbours, the one soap that every ill/skiving teenager watches

20 - Just a Minute transcripts

21 - Knotting for beginners

22 - The end of the world as it could happen!

23 - Amazon - cheapest stuff online

24 - The official google blog

25 - My blog

26 - Who Should I Cheer For?

27 - The online, real treasure hunt!

Education Sec This user is in secondary school and has tons of homework to do, so he or she should be doing that instead! This user teaches at a secondary school. This user's favourite subject is Chemistry. This user's favorite subject is Music. IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 148. !? This user is a punctuation stickler. iTS This user uses the iTunes Store. … This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately…. AIM-0 This user does not understand or have any interest in AOLer.	Health This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off. SYN This user is a synaesthete. Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves. This user is right-handed.	Life Name This user's name is Charlie Batchelor. teen This user is a teenager, not a stereotype. This user is a kid at heart. They may have grown older but they'll never grow up. This user remembers using a rotary dial telephone. This user is proud to be English. This user is of Scottish ancestry. Sibs This user is an only child. This user is a thespian, and shouldn't be wished "good luck". This user wishes to fly and hopes to become an aircraft pilot.
Location This user is from Earth. 12 This user has set foot in 12 countries of the world.	Personality ENTJ This user's MBTI type is ENTJ.	Time This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute (especially when deadlines are approaching). This user loathes, but is forced to observe, Daylight Saving Time. This user's time zone is GMT. GMT ? This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.
Zodiac This user is skeptical of the Zodiac. This user is a Capricornian. 龍 This user was born in the year of the Dragon.	Beliefs This user is a carnivore. This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke. I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me. ? This user is confused by politics. This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote. Eu This user is interested in the debate over euthanasia.	Political Parties Boris I say chaps...wouldn't it be super if jolly old Bozza led the Tories? Two Jags Wouldn't it be great if two Jags was the next leader of the Labour Party?
Religion This user is interested in religion as a sociological and psychological phenomenon. God This user believes in God. God This user is interested in theism. This user is aware of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. This user is not the Messiah! He is a very naughty boy! This user believes in Santa Claus.	Sexuality This user is heterosexual. This user supports gender equality. This user is a supporter of the LGBT community. This user is single. This user has a crush on you. This user has a crush on someone. This user is someone's knight in shining armor.	Transport Ford This user drives a Ford. This user is currently learning how to drive. This user considers traffic lights advisory, not compulsory.
Books This user enjoys reading anything. This user enjoys reading humorous literature. Big Brother is watching this user. This user is a frood who really knows where their towel is. H2G2 This user also uses h2g2 along with Wikipedia. This user likes their Martinis shaken, not stirred. G This user is a Gryffindor. Batman This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful... Joker This user promises that no matter what happens, you'll die laughing... >_< This person dislikes Manga (or doesn't admit to reading it). This user enjoys reading the newspaper. ACADEMIC JOURNAL This user has had his/her work published in an academic journal. This user enjoys the works of George Orwell.	Colours This user's favourite colour is blue.	Computing Web This user has a [www.charlie.tk website]. This user loves using Google Earth. ST This user enjoys using Stellarium to look at the virtual skies. This user tracks his or her money on Where's George? This user maintains a blog. G This user uses Google as a primary search engine. This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. BT This user's internet service provider is BT Broadband. This user contributes using Adobe Photoshop This user uses LimeWire This user contributes using Safari. winXP This user regretfully contributes using Microsoft Windows XP. This user runs Mac OS X. This user has a dual monitor configuration. Mac This user is contributing using a Macintosh computer. This user thinks Apple Inc. products are cool. This user contributes using a wireless connection. >56k This user contributes using a broadband connection.
Food This user is a carnivore. This user practically inhales jalapeños. This user loves spaghetti. This user eats potatoes. This user enjoys a little red pepper with their meals. This user eats Granny Smith apples. This user eats cheese. This user eats Chicken Fingers as often as they can. This user loves pasta. This user loves to eat pizza. This user loves to eat beef. This user likes horses, especially on a sandwich. This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry. This user eats chocolate. This user loves brownies. C2H6O-2 This user drinks occasionally. There's nothing better than Foster's. This user drinks wine only when there's no more beer. H2O This user is H2O intolerant. Achoo! This user drinks milk. MD This user drinks Mountain Dew. This user has eaten silica gel, and lived to tell the tale. This user likes waffles.	Games This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating. This user is a Jenga master. This user passed GO ! (…so where is my $200?) This user is a poker legend. This user enjoys playing blackjack. This user enjoys playing rummy. This user enjoys playing spoons. cvg-3 This user is an advanced gamer. PS2 This user prefers the PlayStation 2 over the GameCube and Xbox. This user plays the Pokémon RPGs and other related video games. This user plays RollerCoaster Tycoon. TS Dis gweld es frotogé, en a wooka-dis now! This user plays the Sonic the Hedgehog series. RS This user plays Runescape. This user enjoys solving Sudoku puzzles. MN-2 This user is an expert minesweeper.	General Interests This user is interested in astronomy. This user is interested in World War I and World War II. This user is interested in drama and acting. This user is an AFOL. XD This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it. This user enjoys origami. This user enjoys photography. This user enjoys woodworking. This user has an amateur radio license. This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist. This user flies RC Planes and does NOT think they're toys! This user enjoys bicycling. This user is a certified scuba diver This user is interested in Strings. This user prefers cold weather.
Mathematics This user is an advanced mathematician. SI This user uses the metric system of measurement. | I | N | T | E | G | R | A | L | S | My antiderivative This user is greater than the sum of his or her userboxes. This user knows by heart the first 29 digits in the decimal representation of pi. =1 This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it. This user is a statistician. This user is pretty sure that {{{1}}} is an outlier compared to everybody else.	Media M.D. This user watches House. H This user is addicted to Vicodin. McDreamy This user is addicted to Grey's Anatomy. nip/tuck This user wants to know what you don't like about yourself. AP This user works for Prentiss McCabe. BA This user is a fan of Blackadder. DA This user is a fan of Dad's Army Ted This user has visited Craggy Island. FLOWERY TWATS This user has stayed at Fawlty Towers. HIGNFY This user would vote for the Rt. Hon. Tub of Lard MP MTW This user likes to Mock the Week. This user is a fan of Monty Python! This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot! This user cuts down trees, wears high heels, suspenders, and a bra! This user always looks on the bright side of life! This user didn't expect The Spanish Inquisition! This user wants egg, bacon, sausage, and Spam without the Spam! QI This user is Quite Interesting. Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama! d'oh! This user thinks The Simpsons is simply...excellent. Dr. Who This user has been a Doctor Who fan since the Tenth Doctor. 10th This user is a frood who really knows where their towel is. This user believes life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. LB Britain! Britain! Britain! This user likes their Martinis shaken, not stirred. P This user has spent time in Slade Prison. TR So it's goodnight from me, and it's goodnight from him. OF ITG I don't believe it! This user is a fan of One Foot in the Grave! Rat Race This user says "I'm in a race! I hope I win! It's a..." (falls asleep) This user should have bought a squirrel. This user is a sheep herder on Brokeback Mountain. SW II This user thinks Attack of the Clones sucks more. ISIHAC I'm Sorry... This User Hasn't a Clue This user reads broadsheet newspapers. TWO This user likes an alternative and watches BBC TWO. FOUR This user has a high enough IQ to watch BBC FOUR. Sky+ This user records with Sky+. DAB This user has a DAB digital radio. Bad Week This user has won The Worst Week of the Week Award, Awarded Weekly, on a Week-by-Week Basis.	Music sax-4 This user is a professional saxophonist. This user plays the saxophone and can use circular breathing on it. tri-4 This user is a professional triangle player. perc-3 This user is an advanced percussionist. kzo-2 This user is an intermediate kazoo player. arg-2 This user is an intermediate air guitarist. This user enjoys classical music. This user enjoys jazz music. This user enjoys rock music. This user can't stand hip hop music. * This user needs more cowbell. This user has an iPod. This user can tune a piano. A-I Wake this user Up When September Ends. m This user is a marimba virtuoso This user had an iPod before you even knew what one was. Geek Alert This user is a Gilbert and Sullivan Geek
Pets This user is owned by one or more cats. This user owns one or more Siamese cats. This user would like to own one or more dogs. This user thinks sheep are cute.	Sports This user enjoys llama racing. ███ ███ This user is an intermediate skiier or snowboarder. This user plays baseball. This user loves to bowl but would love to get more strikes. This user plays football with hands only when tending goals. This user is an orienteer, and very seldom gets lost. This user does weight training.	Wikipedia This user is a member of Wikipedia. This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday. This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let him or her know. This user finds edit/revert wars disruptive. no ads This user is against advertisements on Wikipedia. It's really pretty simple: - mind NPOV - - don't be a dick - - ignore all rules - En This user uses Encarta along with Wikipedia. H2G2 This user also uses h2g2 along with Wikipedia. This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia. This user spends far too much time editing his/her user page. This user has been helping to make the internet not suck since 2005 . This user has a sense of humour and shows it in his or her userboxes. This user clicks on Random article way too often.
Userbox Userboxes pox This user is suffering from userpox. Goggles seem to prove ineffectual. UBX This user hopes you read each and every one of their) userboxes! or else... — This space for rent. ubx This user uses userboxes. This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his/her user page instead of actually writing something useful.	Emoticons This user is a jokester or comedian. :-] This user is polite and expects others to act accordingly. This user feels like a benzene ring. /_\	Humour ... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe. non This user is full of non sequiturs. Fix my saxophone! oops This user frite quequently uses spoonerisms. This user is The Stig. This user is a wombat, or at least thinks that he or she is. 1, 2, 3... This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it. SARC This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit. This user is a smartass; known for frequently making bad jokes, smartalec comments and having bad pickup lines and is proud of it! ' . - This user is too tired to go to the grocery (looks like toothpaste for dinner again...) 6 C 12.011 This user is made out of Carbon. This user is a mad scientist. This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
Seasonal This user was born on 30th December. This user puts up a real Christmas tree, not an artificial one. This user wishes everyone here a very merry Christmas and a happy and prosperous New Year for 2007.
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