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I created the QRVS to get response quicker. You can always be a member. Just go to Quick Response Vandalism Squad. Or you can go to the link Curators to become a curator of the Eisenhower institute. You can also become a librarian of the Presidential Library. So join all you want.

I also am Chief Justice of the Wikipedia Supreme Court.

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I am a member of Wikipedia:United Nations.

Guys, don't delete this page. I am leaving Wikipedia on April 22, 2006. I have nothing on this encyclopedia left. So I am leaving. Someday, when a user sees this page they'll say "There goes General Eisenhower."

I have been convinced by Condem not to leave.

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zu-1 Lo msebenzisi ukwazi ukusiza ezingeni lesiZulu langanci.	yi-1 דער באַניצער האָט תּוך־ידיעה פֿון ייִדיש.	th-0 ผู้ใช้คนนี้ไม่เข้าใจ ภาษาไทย (หรือ เข้าใจด้วยความยากลำบาก)
sw-0 Mtumiaji huyu hasemi Kiswahili.	simple 1 This editor is able to contribute with a modest amount of Simple English.	sco-1 This uiser can contreibute wi a laich level o Scots.
qu-1 Kay ruwaq wamaq Runa Simi yachanawan ayninakunman.	pt-0 Este usuário não entende Português (ou entende-o com grande dificuldade).	pl-1 Ten użytkownik posługuje się językiem polskim na poziomie podstawowym.
fa-1 دانش فارسی این کاربر درسطح مبتدی است	an-0 Iste usuario no repleca l'aragonés (u lo repleca con prou dificultá).	nah Cah nahatlahtoh inin tlatitlanini ihuan yectlahtoa in Nahuatl.
la-1 Hic usor simplice latinitate contribuere potest.	ke-0 Ὁ χρήστης οὗτος οὐκ ἐπίσταται τὴν Κοινὴν Ἑλληνικὴν (ἤ μόλις ἐπίσταται αὐτὴν).	it-0 Questo utente non capisce l'italiano (o lo capisce con molta difficoltà).
gl-1 Este usuario pode contribuir cun nivel básico de galego.	gd-1 Tha inbhe bhunasach de Ghàidhlig aig an neach-cleachdaidh seo.	ga-1 Tá bun-Ghaeilge ag an úsáideoir seo.
fr-1 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.	fo-0 Hesin brúkarin skilur ikki føroyskt.	es-3 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel avanzado de español.
en-me-1 This led knoweth sumhwet of Englyssh.	en This user is a native speaker of English.	de-0 Dieser Benutzer hat keine Deutschkenntnisse (oder hat beträchtliche Schwierigkeiten mit der Sprache).
cy-1 Fe all y defnyddiwr 'ma cyfrannu ar lefel syml y Gymraeg.	bg-0 Този потребител не знае български (или го разбира със значителни трудности).	ar-0 هذا المستخدم لا يفهم حرفاً في العربية.
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Thank you for being a hardworking Wikipedian. Paleo G