User:ShadowJester07

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ShadowJester07
Battlin' Lions

We all gotta die sometime.

Name:	Joe Kick Ass
Gender:	Male
Birth date:	October 7, 1988
Location:	Chicago, Illinois United States
Occupation:	Student / Slacker
Religion:	Catholic / Super-Fan
Politics:	Conservative / Moderate

Interests

All your base are belong to ShadowJester07.

龍

This user was born in the year of the Dragon.

Chevy

This user is a Chevy fan.

This user is a pyromaniac.

Mr. T

This user pities the fool!

∞	This user is an ageless Immortal.

exclu

This user is a Wikipedia exclusionist.

blah blah blah

This user is full of a bunch of long, rambling stories.
There's a funny story about that...

This user has a sense of humour
and shows it in their userboxes.

This user STRONGLY advocates the use of more cowbell.

This user has been helping to make the internet not suck since 2013.

P	This user prefers to side with the Protoss.

This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really— matter of fact it's all dark.

This user spends far too much time editing his/her user page.

This user enjoys reading anything.

This user is interested in firearms and is generally knowledgeable about them.

Big Brother is watching this user.

CHI

This user is a Chicago Bears fan.

This user likes to wink a lot, usually by the combination of a parentheses and semicolon, but sometimes with a pretty graphic.

This article is about the valiant "Joe Kick Ass", not to be confused with the perplexing Son of Sam, or the iron-fisted Josef Stalin.

ShadowJester07 (Born Joe Kick Ass, on October 7, 1988), is an "Amerikan" writer, athlete, musician, political analyst, napalm activist, avid video gamer, and in training Wikipedian.

1 Into the Brain of a Mad Man
2 Interests
3 Work On Wikipedia
4 We're Going to Space Mountain!

[edit] Into the Brain of a Mad Man

I was born in Evanston, Illinois, and raised in Chicago, Illinois. I am currently attending Loyola Academy, where I am studying to pursue a career in either Aerospace or Bio-Chemical engineering. Currently a senior in high school, I am split between choosing to continue my academic studies as a Wolverine (Michigan), Rambler (Loyola Chicago), or Flyer (Dayton) as a prospective engineer or physicist.

In my spare time, I enjoy playing golf and rugby. I used to participate in "school oriented" sports, such as, Hockey, Baseball, Basketball, Football, and Wrestling, but I retired after succumbing to a sudden injury. Other than that, I often spend significant portions of time playing video games, browsing the Internet, and concocting poignant arrangements of music.

I was given the nickname, Joe Kick Ass, by a former friend after a stellar performance during an over-hyped game. Although the nickname would become archaic after I left the sports scene, it was rekindled after I spearheaded my high school to at a championship title at local competition. Shadow Jester is a name I thought up of to best describe my character; flippant, comical, and possibly a mere combination of miscellaneous particles.

[edit] Interests

[edit] Sports Teams

[edit] All Time favorite games

StarCraft (PC)
Resident Evil 4 (GC)
Metroid Prime (GC)
Resident Evil (GC)
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64)
Tekken 5 (PS2)
Madden 2006 (PS2)
Super Mario World (SNES)
Mega Man X - X3 (SNES)

[edit] Favorite bands

[edit] Favorite movies

[edit] Favorite TV shows

[edit] Favorite books

1984 by George Orwell
Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
The Screwtape Letters by CS Lewis
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
Fallen Angels by Walter Dean Myers
A Rumor of War by Philip Caputo

[edit] Work On Wikipedia

[edit] Editing Philosophy

"Omit Needless words"

“

I’ll tell you right now that every aspiring author should read The Elements of Style. Rule 17 in the chapter titled Principles of Composition is "Omit Needless Words"

”

~Stephen King’s On Writing.
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I have been working on Wikipedia since February of 2006. During my reign of ungodliness, I have helped spearhead a few articles, mainly the Nintendo NSider Forums, which subsequently perished a year later. :-p. Because of my haphazard "gunslinger" style of writing, I am extremely prone to making several venial grammatical and spelling errors, so feel free to correct my errors. I am an Exclusionist, or in other words, efficiency is everything. I also tend to hastily delete unsoucred material and fan-made content.

I now spend a most of me "Wikipedia Time" working on Resident Evil, Metroid and Chicago Bears related articles. Some of my accomplishments include brining the Rex Grossman and Brian Urlacher articles to Good Article status, and documenting the 2006 Chicago Bears season on Wikipedia. I also helped get the Michael Jordan article up to GA status and later Featured Article, (though Quadzilla99 did 97.5% of the work) Of recently, I have spent time making small copy edits, removing copy right violation images, and adding references to articles using non-WP:CITET templates. What will I work on in the future? God knows what.

[edit] Pages I have worked on

Highlights

7 000

This user has over 7 000 edits on the English Wikipedia.

This user helped promote the article Brian Urlacher to Good status.

This user helped promote the article Michael Jordan to Good status.

This user helped promote the article Rex Grossman to Good status.

This user helped promote Michael Jordan to featured article status.

Bears conquer the NFC, Circa February 2007

We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn

Article List 2006-Present
2006	Nintendo Nsider Forums Mega Man X Loyola Academy Walter Jacobson Invasion America James Harper List of minor Resident Evil characters Fox Kids Weekday Block Eerie, Indiana Chicago Cubs WCIU-TV Deron Miller Mike Ditka aka God Bobby Wade Haggard: The Movie Steve Smith (NFL) Muhsin Muhammad Luminoth Temple Nathan Vasher Brian Urlacher Rex Grossman Kyle Orton Robbie Gould Tank Johnson Mancow Muller Mark Bradley Willie Gault Lance Briggs Olin Kreutz Dark Samus Camp Hyrule Lakeview, Chicago Hunter Hillenmeyer Metroid Prime (creature) Mancow's Morning Madhouse (Created) Template:User Chevyfan Cedric Benson John Gilmore (football player) Thomas Jones (football player) Phazon Template:User NFL-Bears Defensive back Michael Jordan Dusty Baker Turd, the Bartender Al Roker, Jr. Ken Lucas (football player) Cade McNown Lisa Trevor George Trevor Ada Wong Ozwell E. Spencer Nemesis (Resident Evil) Rebecca Chambers Billy Coen James Marcus T-Virus Matt D'Orazio Chicago Rush Casey Urlacher (created) Terrell Owens Billy Madison Tyrant (Resident Evil) T/G Virus Rashied Davis Walter Payton Al Harris Jeff Blake Brian Griese The Curse of the Grebes Resident Evil 4 Tom Waddle Devin Hester Danieal Manning 2006 Chicago Bears season Quarterback Randy Moss Swat Kats Bernard Berrian Lovie Smith Recess (TV series) Robbie Gould Mark Bradley Patrick Mannelly LaDainian Tomlinson Matthew G. Taylor
2007	Neal Anderson Dennis Green 1985 Chicago Bears season Sean Payton Charles Tillman Wilber Marshall Jim McMahon Resident Evil 5 2007 Chicago Bears season Mount Carmel High School (Chicago) Chicago Bears History Tamara James Fire Water Burn Adam Archuleta Linkin Park David Carr Joel Stelly (created) Chicago Stadium Ben Gordon

And Various other minor edits across several Wikipedia Articles

[edit] Current projects

Clean Up and Source Walter Payton Article - 95%
Re-write Jeff Samardzija - 4%
Re-write 2006 Chicago Bears article - <.0625%
Improve Chicago Stadium article - 10%
Seek, Tag, and Remove Copy-Vio Images - ∞

[edit] Sand Box

[edit] We're Going to Space Mountain!

When my time on Earth is gone, and my activities here are past, I want them bury me upside down and my critics can kiss my ass.
—Bobby Knight, March 1994.

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