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Tanjil Rashid finds it awkward talking about himself in the third person.
Because of his dislike for talking about himself, he has decided to describe himself only insofar as others have. Here is a selection of descriptions given to him over the years by friends, colleagues and fellow Wikipedians:
"A naive, idealistic Hugo Chavez-worshipping Chomskyist Bennite buffoon."
"Decidedly opinionated but in opinions, undecided: his contradictory views are straight out of either Marx or Mill depending on whether he's been reading The Guardian or The Independent."
"How can anyone not adore that cute little caricature of the quintessential champagne socialist? An intellectual snob and master of faux working class camaraderie. You gotta love him!"
and of course, his personal favourite,
"A sickeningly liberal, paedophile-asylum-seeker-loving, terrorist-sympathising, pro-illegal immigration, big fat homosexual faggot."
Tanjil Rashid would like to confirm that the above descriptions are about as accurate and reliable as this encyclopaedia.
Should anyone wish to contact him, his e-mail address is tanjil_r@hotmail.com. However, be warned that his totally misanthropic social ineptitude will most likely hinder any attempted communication and any contact will most likely diminish into a puerile insult-fest.
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This user is interested in Russia and is capable of speaking in a Russian accent. |
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This user is interested in the history of the Cold War. |
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This user is interested in the Crusades. |
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This user is interested in the ancient Celts. |
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This user is interested in History of Pakistan |
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This user is interested in Utilitarianism, the belief that a moral action is one which increases the total happiness of humanity. |
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This user is interested in Islam. |
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This user is interested in Sufism. |
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This user enjoys film. |
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This user supports the ACLU. |
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This user admires Hugo Chávez, but only the romantic notion of him as a fighter against injustice and imperialism, for the poor and oppressed, not for his undemocratic actions and his recent rule by decree. |
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This user respects the beliefs and religions of others. |
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This user opposes facism in all its forms |
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This user supports Balad. |
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This user is opposed to Zionism, but accepts Israel's existence.
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This user supports the independence of Tibet. |
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This user supports a free and independent Palestine. |
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This user supports the BBC. |
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This user is a fan of topical comedy and satire. |
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This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids. |
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This user advocates good grammar usage. |
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This user understands the difference between less and fewer. So should you. |
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This user likes that the Subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it. |
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Ending a sentence with a preposition is something this user is okay with. |
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Too many people have no idea how to use words they should have learned in grade two. |
| whom |
This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees. |
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This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing. |
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It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. |
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Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. [sic] |
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