Wikipedia:Two-millionth topic pool

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This is the pool for guessing what the two-millionth article's name will be. Please see Wikipedia:Millionth topic pool for reference. Everyone is allowed a maximum of three votes. Voting will close upon the creation of the 1,990,000th article. If your vote doesn't belong in any of the current categories, just add it in. Some people don't seem to be taking this seriously. You may also be interested in the Wikipedia:500th language pool, as well as:

• Wikipedia:Five-million pool
• Wikipedia:Ten-million pool, and the rather inauspicious
• Wikipedia:Last topic pool

Contents 1 Television, movies, and pop culture 2 Science 3 History and geography 4 Food 4.1 Beverages 5 Politics 6 People 7 Sports 7.1 American Football 8 Other 9 Self-referential 10 Never 11 Nonsense/Vandalism

[edit] Television, movies, and pop culture

• The Notables - a new rock group, the first of its kind to actually deserve a Wikipedia page. YechielMan 23:03, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
• Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex 6th GIG --Cyde Weys _talk^contribs 20:51, 22 December 2005 (UTC)
• The Fugitive (film based on the TV series based on the film based on the TV series) --Deathphoenix 03:58, 23 December 2005 (UTC)
• Last of the Summer Wine one-millionth episode smurrayinchester^{(User), (Talk)} 21:24, 1 January 2006 (UTC)
• Paris Hiton-Kevin Federline wedding Szyslak ( [ +t, +c, +m, +e ]) 19:19, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
• 24 Hour Suicide Channel DrIdiot 01:38, 7 January 2006 (UTC)
• Sitcom:Bigfoot and Cryptids - similar to past and current situation comedies on television, only that Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, other cryptids debate the existence of humans, skeptics and currently known plant and animal life. It a combination of a sitcom and PBS. Martial Law 19:48, 15 January 2006 (UTC)
• Gigli 2: Electric Boogaloo --Malthusian (talk) 17:24, 19 January 2006 (UTC)
• Family Guy:The Movie --Clockwisekid 20:32, 1 February 2006 (EST)
  • er-hem Stewie_Griffin:_The_Untold_Story DJRaveN4x 03:18, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
• Toenail decoration trends in Pokemon characters Kosebamse 03:29, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
• The Apprentice 10--Jack Cox 03:06, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
• Brokeback Mountain 2: Return to the Anus--Jack Cox 03:10, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
• Spider-Man 6 FreakyFlyBry 05:25, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
• The revival of literature and the death of televison CambridgeBayWeather (Talk) 13:16, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
• Grand Theft Auto: Fraggle Rock -Unknownwarrior33 23:22, 22 April 2006 (UTC)
• Porsches on the Autobahn - A local Boston band who pretend to be angry German ninjas while playing instruments poorly. You never know who might make it big in 2007, though. rspeer / ɹəədsɹ 07:08, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
• The Dead of the Dead --Kenneth Vergil 06:39, 3 May 2006 (UTC)
• 2016 in film. --Fbv65edel ^{(discuss | contribs)} 18:05, 6 May 2006 (UTC)
  • 2010 in film. Looks like we're not going to make it to 2016 in time… --Fbv65edel / ☑t / ☛c || 23:08, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
• Duke Nukem Forever II ~Mr Inky · (T @ C) 00:04, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
• Serenity 2 - The Wedding --Ruaraidh-dobson 10:17, 29 May 2006 (UTC)
• Doctor Who - Return of the Birth of the Genesis of the Daleks --Ruaraidh-dobson 10:27, 29 May 2006 (UTC)
• Dance Dance Revolution: The Movie (Uwe Boll directing, of course) --Ruaraidh-dobson 10:48, 29 May 2006 (UTC)
• List of fictional protozoa --BrainInAVat 01:08, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
• List of home videos not shown on You've Been Framed - this list will be pretty much empty. Andrew (My talk · World Cup) 23:33, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
• The Land Before Time XXI: Extinction of the Dinosaurs --Gray Porpoise 00:32, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
• Diet Coke and Mentos --WikiSlasher 11:30, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

• Damn I lost! Ah well I still have 2 predictions left to use...--WikiSlasher 07:01, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

• List of animated nominees for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Drama Series --Shay Guy 07:04, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
• Final Fantasy XV --BrainInAVat 19:09, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
• List of video games based on movies based on books --BrainInAVat 02:03, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
• Simon Cowell Attacked by a rejected American Idol candidate after Cowell claimed that the wannabe was the worst singer in the entire known and unknown universe.--User101010 22:23, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
• PlayStation Revolution - Berserkerz Crit 15:42, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
• List of fictional characters who have claimed their life to be real: Includes Marco from Animorphs ("It's not exactly some video game, is it? This is reality.") and Shoutan Himei ("...it's not like it is on TV, Aki. It's not like an anime."), among many others. --Shay Guy 22:08, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
• CSI: Andromeda or Pumpkin and AJAR (Video Game) - User: Rainbow The Hedgehog 11:38 AM (EST), 10 January 2007 (UTC)
• Halo 4 (game) DJRaveN4x 03:18, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Science

• Hawking warp drive --Deathphoenix 19:07, 22 December 2005 (UTC)
• Cancerotol - a cure for cancer in once-daily pill form. --Cyde Weys _talk^contribs 20:51, 22 December 2005 (UTC)
• Sentient Engineering - The successor to Intelligent Design's successor. --Cyde Weys _talk^contribs 20:51, 22 December 2005 (UTC)
  • Probably more likely to be the successor to Intelligent Evolution [1]. Joe D (t) 03:04, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
• The Babbling Idiot's Accident - The other successor to Intelligent Design's successor. Ifnord 22:54, 26 December 2005 (UTC)
• Alan Titchmarsh lunar landings - followed by Alan Titchmarsh lunar garden smurrayinchester^{(User), (Talk)} 21:26, 1 January 2006 (UTC)
• Intelligent Exploding - The scientific theory that explains that all exothermic chemical reactions are governed by a supernatural being, and that chemical reactions are too complicated to be explained by natural phenomena. DrIdiot 01:38, 7 January 2006 (UTC)
• Alien Contact Aftermath - assuming that there is still a Wikipedia after alien contact is made, a article about the alien contact itself, the consequent rebellions in reaction to it, final acceptance of alien life on Earth, humanity and aliens editing Wikipedia, then called "Wikipedia, the Intra-Galactic Encyclopedia" -- Martial Law 19:40, 15 January 2006 (UTC)
• Exploding sharks --Merovingian {T C @} 07:31, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• A quantum processor about to be released – b_jonas 16:20, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
• White Hole -Unknownwarrior33 23:17, 22 April 2006 (UTC)

• turns out its a tv episode.-- ExpImp^talkcon 01:33, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

• Though the science behind it is at white hole GeeJo ^(t)⁄_(c) • 11:43, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

• Darwinism (religion) --Homo sapiens 06:10, 3 May 2006 (UTC)
• Bubble wrap gene (controls trichotillomania) Abu Amaal 04:46, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
• List of inhabited planets or perhaps List of inhabited extrasolar planets. --Ouro 17:04, 3 November 2006 (UTC)
• Jimbon Walus new whale species discoved near Antarctica and named in honor of Jimmy Wales--User101010 22:30, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
• Human Colony on the Moon - Berserkerz Crit 15:41, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] History and geography

• 2015 United Nations invasion of NERV --Merovingian {T C @} 07:31, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

You do know Second Impact was supposed to happen during the Sydney Olympics, right? I was looking forward to London introducing events like "Synchronised Angel Fighting". Confusing Manifestation 04:21, 3 March 2006 (UTC)

"NERV" ? 68.39.174.238 07:24, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

NERV is an organisation from the anime and manga series Neon Genesis Evangelion. --WikiSlasher 23:36, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

• Jordanhill bus stop Eivind^t@c 01:16, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

• Canada during the Sino-Taiwanese War--Gamingboy 19:05, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

• Factors Igniting Militarism in Post-Meiji Restoration Japan - SpLoT 03:57, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

• The 2007 Great World War against Wikiism. A war will be declared on July 7, 2007 at 7 AM against the wikiist regime of wikiism, when the 1,998,767th article is created. Finally, seven minutes, later this article is created, being the two millionth.--Adam ^(talk) 03:19, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

• World War VI --Brazucs (_TALK | ^CONTRIBS) 01:51, 28 April 2006 (UTC)

• The Great Collapsing Hrung Disaster of Gal./Sid./Year 03758 --Andrew (My talk · World Cup) 23:39, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

• Disarmment of Hizbollah --Eshcorp 17:26, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

• 2007 Turkey Earthquake --Eshcorp 17:26, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

• Terrorist attacks of May 9, 2007 Perhaps inappropriate because I really don't want there to be any terrorist attacks on that date or any other date. However, since there's a pattern of odd days and odd months (9/11 in America, 3/11 in Spain, 7/7 in London) for terrorist attacks, this is as good a prediction as any other. Of course, if there actually is a terrorist attack on that day, I'll be in deep doo doo with the authorities. :) YechielMan 23:13, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

• The Eighth Destruction of the World Niffweed17, Destroyer of Chickens 20:30, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

• 9400 B.C. Olympics --Joe Schme^(ssages)dley 21:44, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Food

• Edible raincoat -Litefantastic 20:12, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
• Usage of turkey in beverages --Joe Schme^(ssages)dley 21:43, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Beverages

• Mountain Dew Pitch Black IV: A New Hope -Litefantastic 20:09, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
• Beer-flavoured Coca Cola JIP | Talk 19:19, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
• Wily Beer in popular culture A cookie to those of you who know what Wily Beer is and where it's from. Toonmon2005 22:38, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
• New Coke II Maybe changing the formula for Coke could work --User101010 22:10, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Politics

• Resignation of Blair at 15.38 on May 4th 2008 -- Cfcrule1 22:28, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
• List of U.S. Presidents by sexual orientation. We have so many lists of US Presidents already. -gadfium 00:36, 5 January 2006 (UTC)
• U.S. George W. Bush impeachment 2007 --Staxringold 20:52, 22 December 2005 (UTC)

  please god AdamJacobMuller 07:49, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

• Mass immigrations from United States to Canada --Tznkai 01:18, 26 December 2005 (UTC)

  this didn't happen yet? AdamJacobMuller 07:49, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

If it did happen you're free to try and write an article about it. --WikiSlasher 23:38, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

• Ann Coulter Silence Day - When she finally shuts up. DrIdiot 01:38, 7 January 2006 (UTC)

  Never going to happen :P AdamJacobMuller 07:49, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

  I'd say it'll happen in 40 years, she can die after all, she is human.--Acebrock 07:35, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

• Alien as US President - Weekly World News's alien, instead of backing human canidates, it runs for the US President's Office - and gets it. Martial Law 20:01, 15 January 2006 (UTC)
• Jerry Seinfeld, 60th president of the United States--Holocron 19:02, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
• Jerry Springer, 60th president of the United States It's not as far fetched as you might think, listen to his radio show AdamJacobMuller 07:49, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
• Hillary Clinton assassinated after her first day in office, if she gets in I could only hope...--Holocron 18:59, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
• List of honest Italian politicians (this article doesn't exist yet as it'd be empty...) --Army1987 14:07, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
• Results of the recent election in New Brunswick Pellaken 07:31, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
• Jimmy Wales presidential campaign, 2008. Hey, you'll never know. --Blue387 21:51, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
• The New Zealand communist revolution of 2008. Niffweed17, Destroyer of Chickens 20:51, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
• Winston Churchill's second coming. --Sam Pointon United FC 22:36, 11 May 2006 (UTC)
• Equatorial Guinea's world domination. Well, it COULD happen! --Pharaoh Hound 16:01, 27 June 2006 (UTC)
• Bush chokes on pretzel. Well, it's happened once. --Christhebull 19:53, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
• Presidency of John Mcain
• Karl Rove revealed as Sith Lord Ace-o-aces 19:32, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
• Jimmy Bufett finds his lost shaker of saltAce-o-aces 19:32, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
• List of US Presidents on Santa's naughty list --HarryKnock 13:25, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
• 2008 invasion of Iran Hut 8.5 20:45, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
• 2008 Philippine Civil War - Berserkerz Crit 15:38, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] People

• John Smith (cameraman) - the main cameraman of the Survivor IX - the new beginning TV series. \Mike(z) 17:17, 16 January 2006 (UTC)
• Michelle Rodriguez found masturbating
• Chris Wood (author) ··gracefool |☺ 10:47, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
• Arthur Manley, 100th leader of the British Conservative party since 1997 Runcorn 21:00, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
• List of Trillionaires American champagne 15:12, 28 May 2006 (UTC)
• Henry IX of the United Kingdom Eluchil404 22:18, 16 June 2006 (UTC)
• List of Americans who use the metric system JIP | Talk 19:19, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
• Alex Brock Me, hey I can dream--Acebrock 08:25, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
• Rick Ploppy a non-notable saxophonist form Zanzibar that will be deleted 3 days later †he Bread 03:41, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Sports

[edit] American Football

Super Bowl VL- After going undefeated in the regular season for 5 years in a row, the Indianapolis Colts finally win a Super Bowl DannyQuack 23:07, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Other

• Waterwing fetishism JIP | Talk 19:19, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
• Development of Windows "Vienna" - when this article is available .. who knows --Eshcorp 17:28, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
• List of things that no longer exist - Well, Whatever. Matthew1990 08:07, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
• List of reasons the 2000's is a bad decade - Hey, Yeah. Matthew1990 08:09, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
• The weather in London ^{I'll have to time this perfectly...} :-) · AndonicO ^{Talk · Sign Here} 14:42, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
  • It doesn't matter how perfectly you time it, it's protected from Wikipedia:Protected titles/Deliberate redlinks. Guess you'll have to make a different one ;) BTW your sig links to a redirect --WikiSlasher 09:05, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Self-referential

• Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Jordanhill railway station Szyslak ( [ +t, +c, +m, +e ]) 19:16, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

Sorry, that wouldn't count as an encyclopedia article. We already have over four million pages, so that couldn't be the two millionth page either. Shoxer 01:13, 6 May 2006 (UTC)

Well actually none of these could - only pages in the main namespace count. --WikiSlasher 15:46, 12 October 2006 (UTC)

• Wikipedia:List of friends of gays who edit articles (see m:Friends of gays should not be allowed to edit articles) --Deathphoenix 16:21, 23 December 2005 (UTC)
• Category:Wikipedians who have played the guitar intro of Toxicity on a church organ (I'm one of these) --Army1987 14:07, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
• List of lists of lists of lists of lists of list of lists - Just zis  Guy, you know? ^[T]/_[C] AfD? 22:18, 26 December 2005 (UTC)
• Wikipedia: List of users on Users for Deletion (UfD) Ifnord 22:51, 26 December 2005 (UTC)
• List of U.S. Presidents by vandalism to Wikipedia article - No prizes for guessing who'd be top. smurrayinchester^{(User), (Talk)} 10:36, 13 January 2006 (UTC)
• List of U.S. Presidents who have vandalised Wikipedia.-gadfium 19:52, 16 January 2006 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:Three-millionth_topic_pool. Cnwb 05:25, 16 January 2006 (UTC)
• Wikipedia_talk:LfD 14 step process Template to aid in creating entries in List of lists on Lists for Deletion (LfD) ++Lar: t/c 03:49, 17 January 2006 (UTC)
• The Anti Anti Anti Anti Anti Anti Anti Anti Anti Anti Anti Anti Game Game Game (game) - Just zis  Guy, you know? ^[T]/_[C] AfD? 16:38, 18 January 2006 (UTC)
• List of articles on Wikipedia that aren't lists - I admit that this is a very wild guess, as if this article were created it would be a tiny stub. --Malthusian (talk) 19:55, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
• List of stub related stubs, and that's my 2 cents--Holocron 19:00, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:The Two-Millionth Topic G2 Wolf 18:42, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• Category:Deceased people --Merovingian {T C @} 07:31, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
• Category:Undeceased people -gadfium 08:10, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

  I'm thinking of corpsicles here, but if you'd prefer zombies or resurrection of the dead, that's fine by me.-gadfium 08:10, 31 January 2006 (UTC)

• List of categories of lists of people who create categories of lists -- King of Hearts | (talk) 18:33, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:Three-millionth topic pool--Keycard ^(talk) 09:12, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Gay Nigger Association of America (one millionth nomination) Just zis Guy you know? 23:21, 15 April 2006 (UTC)
• The weather in Paris. -Unknownwarrior33 23:24, 22 April 2006 (UTC)
• List of lists which do not contain lists which do not contain themselves 131.251.49.204 17:15, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
• Image:Two-millionth topic pool winner's award.png --Gray Porpoise 00:39, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
• Wikipedia: It's Time for us to Rebuild Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense... A Chocolate Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Niffweed17, Destroyer of Chickens 20:36, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:List of incredibly stupid arguments that you should not use to defend your position, ever; someone will make it eventually. -Amarkov ^babble 04:41, 12 October 2006 (UTC)

We do have Wikipedia:Arguments to avoid in deletion discussions. 68.39.174.238 07:28, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

• Media Coverage of Wikipedia's two-millionth topic, when the time nears, someone jumps the gun and creates the topic about the two-millionth topic early, leading to the two-millionth topic to be the two-millionth topic. The media coverage covered in the topic eventually ends up being about the topic itself. My head hurts.--Gamingboy 13:08, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
• List of Wikipedia articles without a Simpsons or Family Guy reference. I forsee this being fairly short. GeeJo ^(t)⁄_(c) • 11:48, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
• List of Wikipedia articles without a British railway or tube station reference - This list would never proceed beyond the sub-stub stage ;-) Andrew (My talk) 23:41, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
• Wikipedia commemorative plaque in Jordanhill Railway Station, which will be taken out of the namespace and replaced by Criticism over Wikipedian commemoration in Jordanhill Railway Station (number 2,097,152).--Lkjhgfdsa 19:59, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

2,097,152 is 2²¹! --WikiSlasher 01:50, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

That's only slightly scary… but awesome nonetheless. :-) --Fbv65edel / ☑t / ☛c || 23:50, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

No, no...2²¹! is much, much, bigger.

The ! is an exclamation mark as in "Holy crap look at that!" 2,097,152 is 2²¹. There we go! --WikiSlasher 04:14, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

• Category:Users who do not fall either into the category "Users that have userboxes on their userpage" or "Users who do not have userboxes on their userpage" --Joe Schme^(ssages)dley 21:46, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
• List of lists by degree of meta-listing This list itself would have infinite degree... —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 209.6.213.142 (talk • contribs) 05:44, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
• List of articles by usage of the letter X DJRaveN4x 03:18, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Never

• Hilary Clinton's first term as President of the United States. Hee hee. Zafiroblue05 23:12, 18 January 2006 (UTC)

What an eerily possible prediction from over a year ago. i kan reed 04:11, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

• Hell freezing --Army1987 14:07, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • When Hell Creek in Hell, Michigan freezes to the point where water stops flowing over the dam(n), the event is marked by an announcement that Hell has frozen over. -- User101010 22:18, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:List of RFCs that did not descend into flamewars Cynical 14:09, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
• 2008 Republican takeover of the House YankeeDoodle14 03:25, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Nonsense/Vandalism

• Discordian Hegemony -- SeekerVI 19:38, 28 March 2006 (UTC)
• The 2,000,000th article ON WHEELS!!! --Gray Porpoise 00:35, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
• 2000000 GET --Wooty Woot? contribs 00:21, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
• A GLOWY BOX A rather obscure Homestar Runner reference, but who knows? DJRaveN4x 03:18, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
• hsjash Box think outside of, yes?