List of Celebrity Deathmatch episodes

Hanson and The Spice Girls: Crushed by rafters. Marylin Manson went up and used a chainsaw to hack the rafters off. He did this because in an interview earlier on in the episode, he was asked what he thought of the upcoming main event and he declared that they (Hanson and the Spice Girls) both suck.

No Deaths: Jerry Springer challenged the two for a match individually, then the fight got postponed.

Sylvester Stallone: Blown up by a rocket, but manages to "reform" into his former self.

Don King: Sliced in half by Loch Ness Monster's tail. Mike Tyson sitting with him, says, "I'm fwee! I'm fwee! The King is dead! Long live the monster!"

Several Audience Members: Crushed and eaten by the Loch Ness Monster.

David Letterman and Jay Leno: Crushed by the electrocuted Loch Ness Monster.

In the booth collapse, Nick Diamond fell from the booth and was injured. The result put Nick into a coma

Quentin Tarantino: Ribcage ripped out by Woody Allen.

Rosie O'Donnell: Sliced up when thrown through the Dome of Devastation.

Gary Oldman: Head crushed in Christopher Walken's hands.

Hanson: Sliced apart by a chainsaw held by Zachary Hanson while attempting to cut down the rafters.

Puff Daddy: Sliced to bits by Trent Reznor's projectile fingernails.

David Hasselhoff: Face and skull ripped off when John Tesh unfolds an umbrella in his head. He collapses after the fight.

John Tesh: Crushed by KITT.

Céline Dion: Ripped apart from the inside by Zatar the Alien (who had possessed her previously)

Don King: Possessed by Zatar the Alien.

Zatar the Alien: Eye broken, then brain torn out.

Jean-Claude Van Damme: Jackie Chan uses Chuck Norris's arms to slice Jean-Claude Van Damme's head off.

Chris Rock: Chopped into pieces by a giant fan as it malfunctions.

Vanilla Ice: Crushed by Ice Cube (was frozen in an ice cube, then dropped).

Backstreet Boys: Howie's face is destroyed by a laser beam; mech explodes when Marlon Brando is shoved in the exhaust pipe, then fist from Beastie Boys' mech crashes into cockpit.

Random Audience Member:Accidentally Destroyed by a laser from Ronald Reagan's "Star Wars" Strategic Defense Initiative satellite defense program.

Ayatollah Khomeini: Destroyed by a laser from Ronald Reagan's "Star Wars" Strategic Defense Initiative satellite defense program.

Penn: Eaten by a tiger.

Larry King: Crushed to pieces by a desk.

Jamie Lee Curtis: Slashed to death by the mystery killer.

Paul Hogan: Impaled by a sharp ring post and then thrown on a grill to cook.

Antonio Banderas: Repeatedly whacked like a pinata until his insides fall out.

Yoko Ono: Crushed in a folding couch .

Tyra Banks, Claudia Schiffer and Kate Moss: Ripped each other apart.

No Deaths: Busta Rhymes ran into the time machine and was teleported back to William Shakespeare's time of existence.

Tami Roman: Head crushed by Puck's bicycle.

David "Puck" Rainey: Thrown off his bike into tank of piranahs.

Oliver Stone: Camera falls from helicopter and impales his eye.

Pat Sajak: Sliced up by the wheel from Wheel of Fortune.

Bill Clinton: Killed by poisonous hamburgers.

Saddam Hussein: Beaten to death with American flag pole.

Theodore Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, and Abraham Lincoln: All three are decapitated

All the president's heads are put on a Mount Rushmore Model and they can all still talk

Ben Stiller: Electrocuted by Bob Dylan.

Bob Dylan and Sid Fliggle: Electrocuted each other.

Moe Howard: Toilet plunger handle through the eye.

Larry Fine: Is turned into a sperm via time machine, died when he jump and smash into Pavarotti's eye.

Jose Carreras: Face is smashed in by a headbutt from Curly Howard.

Luciano Pavarotti: His face is torn off by Curly Howard.

Carrot Top: Inflated and turned into a balloon animal, then popped.

Comedian 2: Crushed by ten-ton block by Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Don Rickles: Punched to pieces; pieces land on a grill.

Billy Crystal:Head torn off by Robin Williams.

Robin Williams: Broken in half by Whoopi Goldberg.

Harvey Keitel: Smashed into a wall.

Robot Hugh Grant: Andy Dick tears his heart out, only to find that he was fighting a robot.

Robot Nick Diamond: Johnny Gomez rips out his robot heart because he was being too annoying.

Steven Wright: Intestines ripped out.

Stacey Cornbred: Spontaneously combusts.

Cher: Run over by a steam roller.

The Wolfman: Head crushed in Frankenstein's Monster's hand.

Peter Criss: Falls off turnbuckle and cracks skull on the steel stairs.

Lance Bass: Sliced deli-style by Paul Stanley's eye laser.

Justin Timberlake: Flattened by Ace Frehley and disintegrated by his guitar.

Joey Fatone: No evidence he died; he just got knocked out of the ring.

Paul Stanley: Accidentally burned to a crisp by Gene Simmons' fiery breath.

Chris Kirkpatrick: Crushed by a falling Gene Simmons.

Keanu Reeves: Brad Pitt goes into his head, and beats up his brain.

Kirk Fosnaugh: Spleen torn out by John Tesh.

Tiger Woods: Tennis balls shot up rectum until he exploded

Eriq La Salle: His body turns yellow and crumbles to dust after a virus (referred to as malaria) is injected into him.

Bryant Gumbel: Thrown through glass by Willard Scott, and sliced to bits.

Judge Judy: Electrocuted by a lamp

Cousin Grimm: Decapitated. He regenerates a moment later, however.

Pierce McCrack: Impaled with his own skull and spine after Cousin Grimm rips them out.

Carson Daly: Innards torn out by Joe C.

Eminem: After kicking Joe C. up to the top of the arena, he falls on Eminem's head, taking control of Eminem's body.

Kid Rock: After not acknowledging Joe C.'s efforts to help him win, Joe C. (using Eminem's body) jumps on Kid Rock, crushing his chest repeatedly.

Melissa Joan Hart and Salem Saberhagen the Cat: Crushed by a burning pole.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen: Betty Sue Olsen slashes them to the bones and eats their skin.

Reese Witherspoon: Cut into pieces by the ropes after she is accidentally knocked into them by Scott Wolf.

Jennifer Love Hewitt: Betty-Sue Olsen reaches into her back and pulls out a chicken that she ate earlier ago.

Scott Wolf: Face sucked off by Betty-Sue Olsen.

Tommy Lee: Eaten by baby tree monkeys.

Joe Pesci: Napoleon Bonaparte puts his smelly rotten hand (which he kept in his coat) into Joe Pesci's nose. He punches him repeatedly until his brains leak out his ears.

Martin Lawerence: Head crushed by Kevin Bacon.

Jesse Ventura: Kevin Bacon punches a hole through his body, climbs into the hole, and tears him in half.

The Satyr: Blown in half by a Roman Candle in the rectum.

Jack the Ripper: Impaled by his own knives hanging in his coat when Sherlock Holmes closes his coat on him.

Zack de la Rocha and Tom Morello: Crushed, sliced up and stuffed in jars.

James Hetfield and Mills Lane: Mankind shows up from above and then crushes the ring, making a hole. They might have survived. (If not, Mills Lane did not actually die)

James Gandolfini: Flushed down a toilet.

Christian Slater: Pushed into a meat slicer.

Eddie Murphy: Heart torn out and stuck in his head.

Courtney Love: Dave Grohl chews through a wire holding a piano, causing it to fall and crush Courtney Love.

Paul Reiser: David Arquette puts a cell phone in Paul Reiser's head, causing it to explode.

Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins: Head smacked off by Emily Robison's poker table.

Emily Robison: Smashed through a mirror when she is catapaulted by Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopes.

Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas: Martie Maguire throws alcohol bottles into her mouth, then jumps on her head.

Martie Maguire and Natalie Maines: Smashed by a chandelier.

Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopes: Hacked to pieces by Lucy Lawless upon trying to steal her trophy.

Keenen Ivory Wayans: Torn to pieces by Daniel Baldwin.

Alec Baldwin: Head bit off by Daniel Baldwin.

Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, William Baldwin and Stephen Baldwin: Are not saved from the rising tide.

James Haven: Bomb explosion after fishing it out from Angelina Jolie's buttocks.

Sandra Bullock: Chopped in half by Angelina Jolie's stretched lips as they come off the turnbuckle.

Potato Khan: Is sliced by a grate that Cousin Grimm was holding. He regenerates as numerous small pieces.

Several small pieces of Potato Khan: Stomped by Cousin Grimm.

Cousin Grimm: (Suicide death) After eating the small remains of Potato Khan, they get into his brain. He tries to get them out by smashing his head into the turnbuckle and bashing his head with his club, but decapitates himself.

George Lucas: In an attempt to escape from fans, George Lucas gets caught in a garbage disposal and is crushed.

Backstreet Boys: Electrocuted.

Bob Costas: Murdered by John Tesh (actual death occurred before the show, but Johnny Gomez discovers his remains after this fight.)

Random Audience Member: Turned to stone.

Popcorn Seller: Turned to stone.

Medusa: Decapitated when she tries to get Steve Irwin away from her while her head is in a bag that Steve Irwin was holding.

Cynthia Nixon: Kim Cattrall sticks her "back massager" into her throat and turns it on, vibrating Cynthia Nixon's head off.

Sarah Jessica Parker: Kim Cattrall slams two high-heel sandals into her head point-first.

Kim Cattrall: Broken in half by Kristin Davis's "back massager".

Kristin Davis: Turned to stone after Nick Diamond accidentally drops Medusa's head into the ring. (She doesn't actually die)

Johnny Gomez, Nick Diamond and Mills Lane: Turned to stone.(They don't actually die)

Entire Celebrity Deathmatch audience: They are all turned to stone the instant they look at Medusa's head.

Katie Holmes: Dies in the explosion of Keri Russell.

Celebrity Deathmatch audience: They all perish in the explosion of Keri Russell (One survivor, but Sam Donaldson accidentally tears his head off)

Blink-182: There is no evidence to confirm that they died. Their robot simply gets split in half from the waist.

Kevin Spacey: Eaten by Dave Thomas

David Copperfield's escort: Head ripped off in an attempt for David Copperfield to upstage David Blaine.

David Blaine: Knocked into a piranha tank and eaten by the piranhas.

Corey Feldman and Harvey Weinstein: Impaled by a ladder.

J.K. Rowling: Head kicked off by Stephen King's robotic leg.

George Harrison: Paul McCartney jumped on his head.

Beck: Neck twisted, and then decapitated with a punch at his head by Johann Sebastian Bach.

Elizabeth Hurley: Dragged through the 'Pit Of Puberty' grate by Anna Kournikova, her head is split open and her brain pops out.

Rudy Boesch: Decapitated by Colby Donaldson using a stick.

Kelly Wiglesworth: Head eaten by Susan Hawk.

Michael Skupin: Fell in fire upon entering the ring

Susan Hawk: Impaled on a little girl outside of the ring.

Jerri Manthey: Stomach explodes after being fed uncooked rice and hot water by Keith Famie.

Keith Famie: Decapitated by knives wielded by Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Tina Wesson smashes her head into a turnbuckle.

Colby Donaldson: Tina Wesson makes him cry, then smashes his head on her breasts.

Colleen Haskell: Neck broken after getting her head jammed up Richard Hatch's butt.

Richard Hatch: Thrown into a wall by his penis.

Jeff Probst: Tina Wesson burns him with a torch, since he deserted them all on the island.

The rest of the "Survivor" cast was eaten by Richard Hatch.

Dave Matthews: Heart explodes after his circulatory system is filled with Keith Richards' poisoned blood.

Jack Osbourne: He seems to have died of death erection. After being kicked in the testicles, he is told by Mary-Kate Olsen that sometimes she and her sister shower together. This causes his penis to explode.

Mary-Kate Olsen: After eating Kelly Osbourne's cupcake, her body becomes bloated. Her stomach rejects her body and busts out of it, killing her instantly.

Ashley Olsen: Four CDs (all thrown by Kelly Osbourne like shuriken) hit her in the face.

Gwen Stefani: Two lollipops were pierced through her eyes, then her head was twisted off.

Ali G: Two fingers were ripped off, eyebrows were torn up by masking tape and stomach contents were ripped out.

Sean Penn: Brick slammed into head by Mills Lane.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson : Chris Rock launches himself off the ropes and puts a gaping hole in Dwayne's body.

Horatio Sanz: Tongue and intestines were pulled out.

Jamie Foxx: Head crushed inside a piano.

Cat: Thrown against a wall by Tally Wong.

Verne Troyer: Body pulled and twisted until insides fell out by Jason "Wee-Man" Acuña and Johnny Knoxville.

Rodney Peete: Leg shoved through face by Rob Dibble.

John Salley: Head is knocked off by Rob Dibble and lands on top of the turnbuckle.

Rob Dibble: Bled to death after his arms flew off while beating John Salley.

Chris Rose: (Kills himself) Sticks a cork in his mouth when Mills Lane tells him to 'stick a cork in it'. This causes him to inflate, float up into the lights and explode.

Lil' Romeo: Bled to death when Lil' Bow Wow chewed off his genitals.

Shaun White: Head bashed in by the flying tomato.

The flying tomato: Squashed by Shaun White's skateboard.

Ashlee's Old Nose: Stool and bucket shoved up nostrils, causing a powerful sneeze which kills the nose.

R. Kelly Clarkson: Levitated up into the ceiling's wiring by Ludacris and electrocuted, causing their heads to explode.

Adrian Grenier: Split in half at the torso when Jeremy Piven gives him a bear hug.

Orlando Bloom: Stabbed in the heart by Johnny Depp's scissor-hand (An obvious reference to Edward Scissorhands).

Danica Patrick: Decapitated by Anna Kournikova's projectile head.